413 Shades of Egbert

this is how john egbert becomes john legbert

and this whole fic is enough to surprisingly make even the writers fockin sick

what hapen
papa jhon gets a tentacle monster to fr*ck dave in order to get him to tell him where his bro is when he could have just asked

john then cuts bros legs off and wears them like pants causing him to become the legbert that we know and love

john and daves relationship
at this point the writers themselves dont know what the fuck is up

they are repeatedly referred to as each others friends but actions speak louder than words

but its probably something like this

john and dads relationship
father and son

john and tentacle birds relationship
john possibly hired him

dave and dads realtionship
implied by dave to be a sexual and possibly romantic relationship

dave and tentacle birds relationship
==>

dave and bros relationship
we dont talk about this

bro and johns relationship
corpse and a killer

trivia

 * although MustardMinneola has a "thing" for tentacles this is crossing all sorts of different lines
 * ;y
 * john is called jhon a few times and is either a typo or a reference to cool and new webcomic
 * thank god "tentacles inside" was on the cover